THE SOCIAL NETORK
Johnny Carson School of Theatre & Film
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04/30/2025
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Erica has finally had enough of Mark.
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- [00:00:00.300]You didn't ask me which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest one.
- [00:00:03.440]I was honestly just asking, okay? I was asking to ask, Mark. I'm not speaking in code.
- [00:00:07.960]- Erika. - You're obsessed with finals clubs.
- [00:00:09.960]You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it who will prescribe you some sort of medication.
- [00:00:15.520]You don't care if the side effects may include blindness.
- [00:00:18.240]Final clubs? Not finals clubs. And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.
- [00:00:23.320]- Yes, there is. - So you do...
- [00:00:25.200]- That was cryptic. So you do speak in code. - I didn't mean to be cryptic.
- [00:00:28.720]All I'm saying is I need you to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.
- [00:00:32.560]- Why? - Because they're exclusive and fun and they lead to a better life.
- [00:00:37.800]Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was part of the Phoenix Club.
- [00:00:42.120]He was a member of the Porcellian and yes, he did.
- [00:00:44.600]Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be?
- [00:00:49.360]- Don't you really just say that? - I was kidding.
- [00:00:51.920]- Although just because something's trite doesn't make it any less... - I want to try and be straightforward with you
- [00:00:55.800]and let you know that you might want to...
- [00:00:58.200]be a little bit more supportive.
- [00:01:00.240]If I get in, I'll be taking you to the events and the gatherings
- [00:01:03.160]and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get the chance to meet.
- [00:01:07.920]- You'd do that for me? - We're dating!
- [00:01:11.600]- Okay. Well, I want to try and be straightforward with you
- [00:01:15.080]and let you know we aren't anymore. - What do you mean?
- [00:01:18.080]- We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry. - Is this a joke?
- [00:01:20.640]- You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet?
- [00:01:24.120]What the f... What is that supposed to mean? - Wait, settle down.
- [00:01:26.320]- What is it supposed to mean? - Erika.
- [00:01:27.680]The only reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is because you used to sleep
- [00:01:30.980]with the door guy. - The door guy?
- [00:01:33.700]His name is Bobby.
- [00:01:35.180]I did not sleep with the door guy. The door guy is a good friend of mine and he's a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
- [00:01:43.170]Wait.
- [00:01:44.170]I'm going back to my dorm.
- [00:01:45.170]Wait, wait. Is this real?
- [00:01:47.170]Yes.
- [00:01:48.170]Okay, then wait. I apologize, okay?
- [00:01:51.170]I have to go study.
- [00:01:53.170]Erica.
- [00:01:54.170]Yeah.
- [00:01:55.170]I'm sorry. I mean it.
- [00:01:56.170]I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
- [00:01:59.170]You don't have to study. You don't have to study. Let's just talk.
- [00:02:02.170]I can't.
- [00:02:03.170]Why?
- [00:02:04.170]Because it's exhausting. Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster.
- [00:02:08.170]All I meant was you're not likely to currently.
- [00:02:11.170]I wasn't trying to make a comment on your parents. I was just saying that you go to BU.
- [00:02:14.170]I was stating a fact. That's all. And if it seemed rude, then of course I apologize.
- [00:02:19.170]I have to go study.
- [00:02:21.170]You don't have to study.
- [00:02:22.170]Why do you keep on saying I don't have to study?
- [00:02:24.170]Because you go to BU.
- [00:02:26.170]You want to get some food?
- [00:02:32.170]I'm sorry you're not sufficiently important.
- [00:02:33.170]You're not sufficiently impressed by my education.
- [00:02:35.170]I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so I guess we're even.
- [00:02:37.170]I think we should just be friends.
- [00:02:38.170]I don't want friends.
- [00:02:39.170]I was being polite.
- [00:02:40.170]I have no intention of being friends with you.
- [00:02:42.170]I'm under some pressure in my OS class right now.
- [00:02:44.170]If we could just order some food, I--
- [00:02:46.170]You are probably going to be a very successful computer person.
- [00:02:50.170]But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd.
- [00:02:53.170]And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true.
- [00:02:57.170]It'll be because you're an asshole.
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